banter – Diary of a Logorrheic*

Day 78 – 06/Feb/21 – Why does Angela Merkel have to wash dishes?

Since it seems inconceivable to visualize a woman anywhere else but in the kitchen, I suggest we instal a kitchen sink in a speaker’s podium, maybe that will keep more men off of it!

Day 45 – 04/Jan/2021 – The Ocean Within

– if everything fails, it seems to be perfectly acceptable to order Chinese for a Christmas dinner (all I can imagine now is my grandma looking at me in utter dismay and genuine concern for the redemption of their souls)

Day 9 – 29/Nov/2020 – The Turkey, the Pig, and Detective Olivia Benson

“Do you know why we eat turkey for Christmas and pork for the New Year’s Eve?”, my Grandma asked me over lunch one day.Being a teenager, I didn’t care much about symbolism of the food on the table (if at all), so I just shook my head and shrugged my shoulders.“Well” she continued, “the turkey,Continue reading “Day 9 – 29/Nov/2020 – The Turkey, the Pig, and Detective Olivia Benson”